Alice in the Twilight Zone

There´s a phenomenon over here called bottle babies.

(By the way, they all leave their infants in prams outside on the hilly streets in the rain while shop or lunch inside. Very strange indeed.)

A bottle baby is what happens when someone is drunk and decides that they must go home with someone, anyone.

Even if they´re related to that special someone.

Seeing as I´m on an equation kick:

Kissing cousin + kissing cousin + too much beer = bottle baby.

And bottle baby + bottle baby = Mongoloid.

With this knowledge in hand, I wonder where they get their superiority complexes.

Last call. Bars are closing. Desperation sets in.


betholindo at 10:44 a.m.

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