2003-11-15
JesuCristo
Last night a woman assaulted me in the mall; she asked me, "Have you accepted-Jesus-Christ-as-your-personal-Lord-and-Savior?"
I actually had the presence of mind to respond, in Spanish, "honey, I'm from Tennessee. I know *all* about Jesus."
Mind you, in Spanish.
betholindo at 4:50 p.m.