Don't pretend like you've never done it.

One more thing about the pool:

The kids were really good about not peeing in it. They would get out every twenty minutes or so to use the loo.

Even Lily, who wants so badly to pee standing up like her big brother, would get out when she was ready to try again.

(Archie and I always almost wet ourselves watching her. We both sit with her, explaining over and over why it won't work. "You haven't got a willy, Lil. You've got a hoo-hoo," he says, ever so earnestly.)

I, on the other hand, decided to ignore twenty-odd years of potty training right before we left Grandma's for two more weeks.

betholindo at 9:54 a.m.

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