I'm such a slackass now that I know I'll have a job in a few weeks.

I haven't even worn a bra in three days.

Dirk's worried that this will promote saggy sag, but I told him I'm just going to pay someone to hike gravity up in a few decades anyway.

Then he relaxed about all the see-through tank tops I've been wearing with bangle necklaces around the house.

I did, however, decide to reenter reality slowly, starting with this morning.

I put on my Tuesday underpants to match the fact that it's Tuesday.


betholindo at 1:28 p.m.

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