Imaginary boyfriends do come in handy

I helped the ambassador from South Africa today send a fax in the mall.

Depa's lived here since May (Cuba before here for two years) and doesn't know a lick of Spanish.

He told me I speak very good English, although my accent is a little bit funny.

Also, he kept trying to hold my hand and put his arm around me, so I whipped out Brian, the Imaginary Boyfriend of years past.

He was more interested in the fax after that.

betholindo at 9:02 p.m.

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