good Samaritans?

Dear charitable donors,

Matchbooks, switchblades, and spark plugs are not approprate gifts for kindergarteners and preschoolers.

Also, if your clothes or shoes are literally falling apart and/or have been used as disrags or doorstops, respectively, do not send them to aforementioned children.

They will try to burn them with the matches.

That is all.

Yours truly,

The person who opened your Good Samaritan boxes this morning

betholindo at 7:47 p.m.

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